tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post1712192545756274107..comments2023-06-29T06:34:33.109-07:00Comments on The Lair: Aurelio Voltairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01774702580638044555noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-48784637585387248022009-08-29T08:58:14.380-07:002009-08-29T08:58:14.380-07:00i had a teacher who collected toilet paper from ot...i had a teacher who collected toilet paper from other countries (i know its odd but he was too and we loved him) i remember him showing us one from england that was medicated, smelled like neosporin. so i dont think the "ass moisturising micro particles" are far off, lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-65443801386186472322009-07-30T12:53:37.293-07:002009-07-30T12:53:37.293-07:00That works for me, too. I don't have a proble...That works for me, too. I don't have a problem with that. ; )Aurelio Voltairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01774702580638044555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-31105642546788111972009-07-28T09:24:09.474-07:002009-07-28T09:24:09.474-07:00Your instincts are much too noble. I'm guessi...Your instincts are much too noble. I'm guessing the reason the lipstick kiss was on your crapper-paper is because some tacky, pre-operative, Indonesian, transsexual factory worker had an "outcall" to execute via his/her personal escort service "side-business". He/she received an email text from a client that read "I want you right after work so I can sniff your Dominick DeSadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00940521130087156600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-43706140841559271622009-07-28T00:22:17.061-07:002009-07-28T00:22:17.061-07:00i wish my head was screwed on as well as yours.
th...i wish my head was screwed on as well as yours.<br />that last bit reminded me of the last line of metropolis... "the mediator between the head and the hands must be the heart."<br />i think i finally understand it now :)astral gravyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00034723594679603936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-85492434928827436582009-07-27T23:49:52.507-07:002009-07-27T23:49:52.507-07:00talk about "inspected by #something", hu...talk about "inspected by #something", huh? this is a beautiful thought on a most bizarre event, I mean, a kiss imprint on a toilet paper roll? it makes one think, and you, my friend, did think some pretty nice thoughts about it... deep as always!<br /><br />-Cheers! Crimson.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03544934417932084207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-2955631655296943042009-07-27T18:36:51.525-07:002009-07-27T18:36:51.525-07:00Put it in a museum of modern art. They'll tota...Put it in a museum of modern art. They'll totally accept it.WhereIzMaiAutomobile?https://www.blogger.com/profile/13856789043779077480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-41241161091040089682009-07-27T16:58:49.210-07:002009-07-27T16:58:49.210-07:00i have a teddy skull :) just a plastic skull with ...i have a teddy skull :) just a plastic skull with probably 50% lead. Damn china :Psammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17664602185220128903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-67343983110215959292009-07-27T16:55:05.599-07:002009-07-27T16:55:05.599-07:00You’re actually quite wrong, it was actually done ...You’re actually quite wrong, it was actually done by a black teamster woman who's was Silvia. She would fix her lipstick throughout the day and think nothing of kissing off the excess on any roll that was lucky.sammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17664602185220128903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-79262361983671700812009-07-27T15:53:54.065-07:002009-07-27T15:53:54.065-07:00You amaze me more and more everyday. I wish I had ...You amaze me more and more everyday. I wish I had had the chance to sit and talk with you when I was working with Flam in the LES. He doesn't let me live it down that I always missed you vists lol.Kitty_Massacrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00081108754501766589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-34995070463257800472009-07-27T15:51:51.851-07:002009-07-27T15:51:51.851-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.The WAH Gothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00879488530427896228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-21703025670733128852009-07-27T15:28:51.024-07:002009-07-27T15:28:51.024-07:00I certainly hope there weren't any other marks...I certainly hope there weren't any other marks or stains on that TP.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-19051902629863373732009-07-27T14:44:13.799-07:002009-07-27T14:44:13.799-07:00Cottonelle in the green package has aloe and vita...Cottonelle in the green package has aloe and vitamin E in the paper.=)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-64076430815470127182009-07-27T12:13:58.602-07:002009-07-27T12:13:58.602-07:00Another artifact to add to "The Taj", an...Another artifact to add to "The Taj", and definately an experience that would have ended my day with a smile. You almost unintentionally had someone kiss your ass...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-12500521853752493522009-07-27T08:43:07.003-07:002009-07-27T08:43:07.003-07:00Your line, "the most expensive mini-storage u...Your line, "the most expensive mini-storage unit on the lower east side" reminded me of a song by The Magnetic Fields called The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East side. I hadn't heard it in quite a while, thanks for reminding me about it. <br /><br />As for the toilet paper, I love the ass- moisturizing aloe vera micro particles! You should keep the paper as an homage to factory Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-3978762129347341672009-07-27T07:56:57.341-07:002009-07-27T07:56:57.341-07:00Wonderful blog, V. Being a worker "bee" ...Wonderful blog, V. Being a worker "bee" at one time, holding and handling parts that I knew others would be assured to perform as described; gave me purpose. I had true pride in my work. I know you love what you do, wish there were more hours in the day and live each day as well as you can. I always look forward to seeing and hearing you whenever possible. See you at D*Con. Cheers! BarbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-71762254688745841132009-07-27T06:51:11.520-07:002009-07-27T06:51:11.520-07:00damn near! :)damn near! :)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747655809871639436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-51698990435816768122009-07-27T06:05:25.826-07:002009-07-27T06:05:25.826-07:00Hm, that has me intrigued. What did they do, paint...Hm, that has me intrigued. What did they do, paint the pictures with their feces? ; )<br /><br />VAurelio Voltairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01774702580638044555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-36763394789919515562009-07-27T04:58:51.871-07:002009-07-27T04:58:51.871-07:00If you ever get a chance to see Tamara again you s...If you ever get a chance to see Tamara again you should talk to her about the factory art she has had to deal with for Eductaional Publishing ... whole different ball game than what you're thinking, and rather disgusting too.<br /><br />-Kevin EnglishUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747655809871639436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-49898859649286487472009-07-27T02:49:59.101-07:002009-07-27T02:49:59.101-07:00Hee! Very amusing flow. ^^
I once found wood chi...Hee! Very amusing flow. ^^ <br /><br />I once found wood chips in a Boboli pizza crust and admit I too was shocked and have never looked at any ready-made pizza or ready-made crust ever the same.<br /><br />To this day I still wonder if it was intentional or not. Where did the wood chips even come from? Why was there only two and a handfull of splinters? Why was that the only time it's ever Niccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086830535756886371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-13462432548885779462009-07-27T01:35:54.818-07:002009-07-27T01:35:54.818-07:00Manda, the renn fair at Sterling Forest in Tuxedo,...Manda, the renn fair at Sterling Forest in Tuxedo, NY is AMAZING!!! You'll love it!Aurelio Voltairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01774702580638044555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-88004332900775937852009-07-27T00:53:57.067-07:002009-07-27T00:53:57.067-07:00Interesting.. Glad to see someone give recognition...Interesting.. Glad to see someone give recognition to all those with mundane and thankless jobs.. I hope I never find lipstick on a tampon... Wow I'm tired.. Anyway, congrats on the engagement.. I'm newly engaged myself. I guess I'm headed to NY in the next few months, my fiance is taking me to the Ren Faire I've never been.. hope to see you there ~ Mandastraitjacket specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10698663042346059324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-52335898328374440452009-07-27T00:15:35.130-07:002009-07-27T00:15:35.130-07:00What? I just like the way toilet paper feels on m...What? I just like the way toilet paper feels on my lips. There's absolutely nothing abnormal about that.<br /><br />Hey, I found your blog!<br /><br />~ DaveDavid Foodenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03356689352754931617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-26924880247606287932009-07-26T23:28:17.994-07:002009-07-26T23:28:17.994-07:00I wonder if they ever imagined how their simple ac...I wonder if they ever imagined how their simple action that day could evoke such a beautifully thoughtful and sensitive awareness. It is fortunate that this kissed package found its way to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-8018037656011792112009-07-26T22:41:03.898-07:002009-07-26T22:41:03.898-07:00congratulations on the engagement. it is so much d...congratulations on the engagement. it is so much different than at your 40th birthday show in richmond. i'm glad to hear that you have found some speacial to share life with. it must be nice to be able to afford an apartment just for your things. it is nice that your place is near your son.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826208478713939448.post-34820585853593054812009-07-26T22:27:24.672-07:002009-07-26T22:27:24.672-07:00Woah. That blew my mind.Woah. That blew my mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com